Mentally Shrill #019: Weird people shit
Not only am I serious, I'm also right. Argue with your mother.
Weird people shit
Using a pop socket (it’s worse if they say “I have tiny hands!!!”)
Having tiny and/or weird hands
The Telfar Bag Security Program…………k
People who say “I saw this” when you send a meme and then it’s dry af/that’s all they say. Like ok sorry damn
Never mentioning Rihanna. You’re weird and hate powerful women. Go away.
Mentioning what college you went to. But it’s ok to say “sorry what does that mean? I went to a state school” when people use words that are obnoxiously big
Omelettes. Literally weird as fuck. This could just be a “me” problem but I doubt it. I love a good egg but why are you putting all that stuff in there? Weirds me out completely.
Those milkshakes with the glass coated in frosting and sprinkles….you are smoking some high-quality CRACK if you think I’m licking that glass.
“Succession hive.” Why can’t y’all just watch a show and be normal…
The fact that we have to work to make money? Literally no???? Why can’t we just chill all day like animals do I don’t get it
Stand-up comedians that aren’t like…George Carlin (RIP), Bernie Mac (RIP), Robin Williams (RIP), Mo’Nique or Steve Martin. Basically comedians under 50. Y’all are simply not giving what needs to be gave.
Never having worked a service job. No need to say more. Fucking freaks.
Not pushing your chair in
Not having manners. Like I don’t expect you to be able identify a salad fork or anything but don’t act like you were raised in a brothel. Have some couth.
Gossiping solely about people who work in media. I quite literally cannot tell those bitches apart can we please move on and talk about someone cool
Saying hereditary/midsonmar are you comfort films
Saying A24 out loud
Having opinions on movies/shows and telling people them unprompted
Sincerely using Letterboxd. Babe you’re a freak
Making forgetting taking your meds a personality
Blaming everything on mental health. You don’t do stuff you think is “quirky” because you have anxiety/ADHD/OCD you’re literally just annoying me
Screenshotting when people who barely know you exist block you and tweeting aboutit
Owning a gun
Thinking people need guns
People who can’t just vibe
Never hanging out with your friends in complete silence as you text each other memes
Not liking horror movies
Telling people you hate children unprompted
Having a favorite Hollywood Chris
Saying “Hollywood Chris”
Knowing what Emma chamberlain does when you’re an adult
Following addison rae
Participating in Olivia rodrigo discourse when you’re over the age of 19
Sincerely replying to tweets
Bringing up URL situations IRL. Can you chill? Why are you referencing my tweet at this kickback you psycho
Never having seen an episode of Little House on the Prairie or The Parkers. I know these are two extremes but trust me I’ve thought about this a lot and this is how it has to be
Being mean to people online where they can see you instead of in your group chat(s)
Not gossiping (again)
Having shit like “P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way” or “Wakanda” or “Free Britney” as your Twitter location. Just say you live in a flyover state. Nothing wrong with that. It’s kinda chic tbh
The #FreeBritney movement. That’s my bitch forever but some of y’all are carrying. It’s weird.
Telling all your business online
Not telling all your business online in a tasteful way
Not crying about Brittany Murphy, Phillip Seymour Hoffman or John Ritter at least once a year. Psychopath behavior.
Not having siblings? That’s literally fucking weird?? Grow up
Not liking pickles. Unless you have an allergy that’s very childish. TBH even the allergy is pushing it
Not having any food allergies at all. A bit greedy of you, no?
Reacting to someone’s IG story with an emoji. What am I meant to do with that, babes.
Having a father
Thinking you’re special because you don’t use dating apps. Congrats on getting railed by a stranger the old-fashioned way, dork.
Not eating at chain restaurants
Normalizing being vegan/vegan restaurants. I have a tree nut allergy so it’s technically ableist to invite me to Gracias Madre. Also ew.
Cashews being tree nuts when they look just like peanuts. Weird and scary.
Not openly discussing your cosmetic procedures. Babe I’ve seen your yearbook photos…
Following Chrissy Teigen
Getting along with your sister. OK…
Giving birth to a son. You’re literally giving birth to someone who is guaranteed to be giving someone a headache in the future. That’s weird.
Taking movies seriously. What exactly were people expecting from Joaquin Phoenix playing the Joker
Pretending the dark knight is a good movie. RIP Heath but y’all can argue with a wall I don’t care
Marvel phases. Just make the movies WTF is “phase four” you weirdos?????????
Watching WandaVision or Ted Lasso. Sorry but you’re a freak.
Not liking Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s literally minding her business…
Owning a French bulldog. You’re weird and tbh you’re also bad with money. Paying thousands for an alien-looking dog to be born via c-section only for it to not even be able to jump up on your couch out of fear of hip dysplasia??????? Worrisome tbh.
Not returning your cart after shopping. You’re weird, you’re rude, and we’re all talking about you
Knowing the name of your coworker’s spouse. One of you talks way too much. Nip that in the bud.
Making Clueless (1995) a personality trait when you’re not from LA. Babe our culture is not a costume…
Coffee dates. A shiver went down my spine just typing that.
Knowing how to spell Jake Gyllenhaal without copy/pasting from Google. Bitch wtf
Taking a screenshot and tweeting when a celebrity follows you. Why are you making it weird…
Saying you’re a cat person. I do not care and the cats don’t either.
Whoever decided to rebrand pleather as “vegan leather.” Lipstick on a pig, babe.
Bowling. Legit gives me the ick to even type the word. Never invite me to one of those places I will not go and I will start hating you.
Being proud of going to sweetgreen
Being over the age of 25 and posting about Kourtney Kardashian/Travis Barker and Megan Fox/Machine Gun Kelly. Not only are you weird, you need intense therapy. Freak behavior!!!