Mentally Shrill #008: What Would Dua Lipa Do?

In quarantine, everyone's a virgin.

Boyfriend’s mom into QAnon? Trying your hardest to prove to a man that you’re better off without him? Contemplating “butching up” your Hinge profile? Worried about being a virgin? Well, boy, do I have the newsletter for you!

Subject: conspiracy mother in law

Dear Alexis, My boyfriend and I have been together for 6+ years and are very happy – we're happy,…

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