Why subscribe?
Why not? How could someone who’s watched as much TV as I have give out bad advice 🙄?
Q: What makes you qualified to give advice?
My Concerta dosage and well-documented history of always being right. Next question.
Q: Are you a doctor? Lawyer? Any type of professional?
Not in the slightest, and if anything goes wrong it’s on you for even listening to me in the first place.
Q: Shouldn’t you be working on your book?
Great question! I applaud your attention to detail! And yes! Now let’s mind our business and move on.
Q: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Not really, but please feel free to reach out if you can think of a time that’s ever stopped me in the past.
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You can send questions to ask@mentallyshrill.com or use this anonymous form, depending on how embarrassing/dark/illegal it is.
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