Why subscribe?

Why not? How could someone who’s watched as much TV as I have give out bad advice 🙄?

Q: What makes you qualified to give advice?

My Concerta dosage and well-documented history of always being right. Next question.

Q: Are you a doctor? Lawyer? Any type of professional?

Not in the slightest, and if anything goes wrong it’s on you for even listening to me in the first place.

Q: Shouldn’t you be working on your book?

Great question! I applaud your attention to detail! And yes! Now let’s mind our business and move on.

Q: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Not really, but please feel free to reach out if you can think of a time that’s ever stopped me in the past.

Q: I need advice! How can I send you a question?

You can send questions to ask@mentallyshrill.com or use this anonymous form, depending on how embarrassing/dark/illegal it is.